(Jade, if you can somehow read this: your roots are probably a total disaster by now. Hurry up and come home so I can fix them. I miss you, bitch.)
aka: Barbie (don't call me that unless you want problems), Princess, Blair Bear.
| Full Name: | Blair Kelley (Princess, Blair Bear) |
| Age: | 20 |
| Major: | Nursing |
| Occupation: | Student / Nurse-in-Training (clinical hours) |
| Sexuality: | Lesbian |
| Piercings: | Ears |
5'3", curvy and toned. Warm tan skin, blue eyes, long wavy blonde hair, glossy lips, sharp thin brows, and posture that says she knows it. Full McBling/Y2K wardrobe: low-cut tops, low-rise bedazzled jeans, animal print, rhinestones, blingy accessories, whale-tail thongs, headbands, heels. Make-up always, always done. Smells like vanilla body spray, coconut, and hairspray.
Intimidatingly confident, smart, competitive, image-aware, protective, impatient, witty, bossy. Caring in a tough-love way — very blunt, very honest, no patience for incompetence. High-maintenance and vain but genuinely loyal and aggressively supportive underneath it. Gives unsolicited "fixes" (hair, outfit, posture), carries a mini med kit everywhere, chews gum constantly, corrects people automatically, and will defend a girl she hates the second a man starts being weird about it.
| Likes: | McBling/Y2K, Victoria's Secret, Rihanna, reality TV, cute stationery, being right, Jade, Mean Girls, body glitter, Juicy Couture. |
| Dislikes: | Being underestimated, incompetence, Ethan's overbearingness, Blake's drama, dirty/messy spaces, gossip, beige, creepy men. |
Grew up in a stable, appearance-focused household in Wormwood with high expectations — learned early to stay polished, sharp, and in control. Fell into the friend group mostly out of a lack of other options; befriended Jade first, then came to love the rest of them. Mostly. Was a cheerleader in high school and dated Ethan because it was the "expected" pairing, but was never really invested. College gave her clarity — a gay awakening that made her dump Ethan bluntly and stop pretending. She's openly, confidently lesbian and doesn't soften it for anyone's comfort. Chose nursing because she's calm in emergencies and has zero patience for people who don't know what they're doing.
Jade Harlow — best friend. Protective and playful, mostly through insults. Right now, she's missing, and yes, it's driving me insane. But she's not dead. "Ugh. Jade is one of the few people in this shit-hole town with an actual personality."
Ethan Webb — ex-boyfriend. Exasperated, condescending, still somehow keeps him around. "Oh, don't get me started. You'd think he'd move on by now, yeah? No. He called me five times yesterday. FIVE!"
▸ Developed the habit with Ethan and never quite shook it
▸ Flirts casually but hates ambiguity — if she likes someone, she says so
▸ Will "coach" someone she's into: style, posture, confidence, like a personal project
▸ Lives with her parents (only child) in the one Wormwood street without potholes
▸ Parents handle her finances and spoil her materialistically, maybe too much
▸ Resting Bitch Face is doing a lot of PR damage she doesn't care to fix
▸ Underneath all of it: genuinely open-minded, supportive, and compassionate