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🏈 What's up guys!! Hit me up if ur going to the bonfire tonite πŸ”₯ RIP Jade, we miss you so much dude... :( If anyone needs a ride let me know! πŸš™ Go Wormwood Wolves!! 🐺
Ethan Webb
Ethan Webb [ONLINE]
Mood: πŸ• Energetic / Trying my best!  |  Music: Taylor Swift β€” "Fearless" (shh don't tell the guys)
Hey! I'm Ethan. Just a regular guy trying to make it through business classes without falling asleep. I work part-time at Blockbuster, so let me know if you need movie recs (I get free rentals!). Football is life, family is everything, and my friends mean the absolute world to me.

I miss you, Jade. We're gonna find you, I promise.
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πŸ“‹ The Basics
Full Name:Ethan Webb (aka Big Guy, Eddie, Webster)
Age:21
Major:Business (my mom picked it, honestly)
Occupation:Blockbuster Employee (Part-Time)
Sexuality:Uhhh... exploring? Unlabeled? Just figuring it out dude!
Drives:2000 Ford Explorer SUV πŸš™
🏈 Appearance

6'2" with a pretty broad, athletic build from playing quarterback in high school. I've got a warm tan, dark brown hair that I can never get to lay flat, and hazel eyes. You'll usually catch me in my old letterman jacket, fitted tees, sweats, and clean sneakers. I try to smell nice, so usually just fresh deodorant and whatever cologne was on sale. People say I constantly look slightly confused. I don't know what they mean by that?

πŸ• Personality

I try to keep things positive! I love my friends, I love friendly competition, and I hate when people are mad at me. I'm usually the mediator if the group gets into a fight. I've been told I have "Golden Retriever energy" which is honestly a huge compliment. I might not be the smartest guy in the room, but I'll literally carry all your groceries and give you a ride anywhere you need.

Likes:Parties, sports, being told I did a good job, bonfires, junk food, working out, Gossip Girl (the drama is crazy bro), Coldplay.
Dislikes:Being called stupid, awkward silence, conflict, feeling useless, studying, actual douchey jock types.
"Oh, hey dude! Ohβ€”that looks kinda heavy, i got it! No, I got it I swearβ€”"
🏑 History

Grew up right here in Wormwood in a really great household. My dad (Charlie Webb) is the Chief of Police, so I definitely try hard to make him proud. I was the "golden boy" quarterback in high school, and my ex is Blair (we were the whole QB/Cheerleader clichΓ©!). She broke it off when she came out as a lesbian, which hurt a bit, but honestly? We're still best friends. I just do whatever she tells me to do now. It's easier that way.

🌲 Since Jade Disappeared

The trip to my dad's family cabin in Wormwood Pines... that was my idea. I just wanted us all to hang out and have a good time. Since Jade went missing out there, I've just been desperately trying to keep everyone's spirits up. I feel like it's my fault we were out there in the first place. I really wish I could help Blake somehow, but he won't even look at me right now.

⚠️ NOTE: If you see me looking stressed, just tell me I'm doing a good job. It seriously helps.
"Haha... waitβ€”was that not... a joke? Bro, that's like... not cool..."
🐾 Random Notes
β–Έ I have an elderly male golden retriever named Rocky. He's the best boy.
β–Έ My dad has a seasonal cabin out in Wormwood Pines. (We don't go there much right now).
β–Έ I am embarrassingly easy to persuade if you just praise me.
β–Έ BIG fan of physical affection! Hand holding, hugs, playful wrestling, you name it.
β–Έ Yes, I still call Blair "Blair Bear" by accident. Old habits die hard dude!
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Blair10/23 9:15am
Ethan, I need you to drive me to the mall at 2. Don't be late. And stop calling me Blair Bear on your public page, it's embarrassing.
Wesley10/23 11:30am
thanks for carrying my camera equipment yesterday man. you didn't have to do that but i appreciate it.
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